When Domina Liza and I arrive back from our lovely walk in the English countryside, we find our human carpet has moved itself towards our beautiful sofa! This is not acceptable! He must be punished and put back in the position he belongs. His tongue and mouth will be filled up with the mud of our leather boots. We won’t stop using him as our boot cleaner until his face is covered in black dirt and our footwear is clean again. He better start sucking and polishing fast!
