Goddess Sydney has allowed her lowly sub to spend some time with her today. He kneels in front of her while she sits on her throne. Tribute in hand, Sydney counts the money and is furious that he only brought $500 in cash. She had explicitly told him to bring enough to impress her. And this isn’t cutting it. So obviously, if he’s trying to insult the Goddess, there will be hell to pay. Sydney starts with a big slap to his face. After that she spits in his face and makes him lick it all. It’s obvious she’s disappointed in his lack of devotion. What a failure. Sydney gives her sub two choices. Either get her a much bigger tribute or get shut out of her world forever. It’s going to take a way bigger tribute than $500 to get back in her good graces. After a good yelling to and another slap in the face, Sydney’s sub now miraculously has a way bigger tribute for the Goddess. She takes his money and allows him to kiss her feet for a bit. Satisfied with his improved level of devotion, Sydney drops the empty wallet on the floor and dismisses her sub.
