Goddess Sydney has allowed her lowly sub to spend some time with her today. He kneels in front of her while she sits on her throne. Tribute in hand, Sydney counts the money and is furious that he only brought $500 in cash. She had explicitly told him to bring enough to impress her. And this isn’t cutting it. So obviously, if he’s trying to insult the Goddess, there will be hell to pay. Sydney starts with a big…