I am on the phone with my female friend, smoking and totally ignoring my office slave. He is only there for one purpose: to be my HUMAN ASHTRAY and to catch all the SPIT and hot ashes I deposit in to his mouth. Whilst I smoke and use his tongue and mouth, I keep talking on the phone, explaining to my friend what I am doing…the slave has to stay focussed and swallow my cigarette ash.
