Around this time of year, we Americans are all getting prepped for Thanksgiving. Now I recognize that not all of you celebrate Thanksgiving or are American. Regardless, you’re still going to do this assignment. This will be the first of two Thanksgiving assignments. They say gratitude is the doorway to happiness. This is correct. This is why you’re happier when you’re grateful for being my slave. You’re happier when you’re thankful that I exist in your life. This is the cornerstone of your relationship with me. I know you’re grateful for my presence, but I want to know why. I want to know why you’re grateful and how you’re going to work to show me how grateful you are. You’re going to write an email to me in the form of an essay and tell me all of these things. My control, seeing my body, hearing my voice, every instruction I give you is a gift. These are things you should be on bended knee, giving me thanks for. Now it’s time to do that duty. It’s time to go around the table and tell me what exactly you’re thankful for.