Honestly, I don’t even know how you still have a job. All you do all day is sit at your desk and watch the women of the office walk by and you get literally nothing done. I’ve had to invite you over to my house away from all of those beautiful women just to get you to even be slightly productive. I know it’s hard for you. I and the other women in our office are just so hot. But our boss is coming here now and she’s going to straighten you out. She and I are going to give you the sexual harassment seminar of a lifetime.