It’s the start of a new year piggies, a new year of addiction for all my little worshippers and slaves. Forget about your new year’s resolutions because I’m going to tell you your goals for the new year. You will become a better pet for me, that means spending more on me. Buy more of my videos, buy a membership on my website, retweet my tweets, send me gifts from my wish list, worship me every day. The only thing that should be going through your mind is me and how you can better worship me.