Essential for every pindick that exists! If you’re ever lucky enough to find a woman that actually wants to be with you… you must follow the rules I’m going to tell you. Otherwise there’s no way in hell she’s going to stay with you! You’ll end up being a lonely small dicked loser without my help! Believe me. Goddess knows best! It’s obvious you can’t please her with that little pindick. You’re such a sorry excuse of a man. It’s almost like your dick just forgot to grow. So I’m going to lay down the rules that may give you a little glimmer of hope. You might not end up lonely after all. But that never changes the fact that you’ll always be a small dicked loser! So go on… look at my gorgeous body in this hot pink bikini and sexy heels as I strut my perfection in front of you. Try not to be too distracted. You need to listen up good pindick!
