My patient comes in to Dr. Kylie’s podiatry office for an exam, and upon checking his chart, I find that he has a huge balance due on his account. Completely unable to pay his debt, I give him two options: either leave this office right now, or take off my sexy heels and worship my feet! He reluctantly kisses the stinky soles of my feet and then licks in between my toes. It’s not good enough to simply go through the motions–he’s got to love worshipping my feet and cover every square inch of my feet with his mouth before I absolve even a portion of his debt.
