Is your wife already resting? Or maybe she’s out of town? Whatever the reason, she’s gone right now. So now is the perfect opportunity for a little assignment. You’re alone and looking to get off. You need to get off. You know she’d be infuriated if she found you jerking off to another woman. But that’s part of the fun, isn’t it? So pull up a chair, you desperate junkie. I’m going to walk you through an assignment wrong enough to wreck your marriage if she ever found out.