Do you think you’re a good pet? I think so. You’ve been going through a lot recently. You’ve taken everything I can give you, so far. I’m really proud of you for that. You’ve managed to make my life easier by following my commands while simultaneously taking care of your life. You don’t have to worry about being put outside in the rain tonight. You and I can just sit together, with you at my feet, and I can tell you all the ways in which you’ve been a good and loyal pet.
