I get emails every single day from boys just like you asking “How can I serve you Goddess?” You boys desperately want to find new and exciting ways to pay tribute or serve me. Now, I know not all of you can afford to send me large sums of money. Not all of you will have to opportunity to serve me in person. So, I have devised a different way for you boys to serve me. If you live in a country that allows you to do so, you’re going to vote in your government elections. That’s right, I am giving you the task to vote. Your vote is now my vote. Your vote, regardless of how you registered, is going to be Democratic. Especially my United States slaves. Your goal in life is to make me happy, and the disobedient arrogant Republican men in the United States government are looking to take away certain rights from your Goddess. I don’t think that’s okay, so you don’t think that’s okay. This is a very special assignment for you. Now go. Vote.
