Hello, my name is Alexandra. I’m sorry to inform you, but your regular girl was busy tonight. The agency sent me instead to accompany you for your company dinner party. I assure you, I’m most professional. If anyone asks, I’ll tell them we’ve been dating for a short while and help you ingratiate yourself to your peers. I’ve picked an outfit especially for this dinner. Do you like it? What about my necklace? This is a very special necklace. Come closer. I can see your eyes are starting to glaze over. Good. You see, you think you’re in control because you hired me. But I’m here to show you the situation is very opposite. Now go down.
