I’m a quality control officer inside a large corporation and I’ve brought you into a meeting. I explain that I’ve found some pecularities in the books.. Phony transfers into a phony accounts payable from your work station. You deny it, but I confront you with access logs and explain how much money has been embezzled. Then I tell you the options: you can go to jail and you’ll be bankrupted, destroyed. Or.. I’ll cover the loss and you’ll be doing something for me. You’re going to be paying me back by becoming a gay escort. You’re going to learn how to love dick because you’ll be making payments every single week for the next.. uh.. let me see.. 3 years. Let me explain how this will go.. because failure to make each payment will result in felony embezzlement charges. Since it’s such a large amount, I’ll need to improve your rates and that means making you a tranny prostitute. You’ll start on hormones, get some plastic surgery, and practice your techniques. All the while I’ll be profitting from your humiliation.
