Aww. Look at the itty bitty baby! That’s right, I’m talking to you. I know you’ve been playing pretend at being a strong man, but that game of pretend is over. It’s time to remind you what a little baby you are. And what do babies wear? That’s right! Diapers. You’re going to go out and buy a week’s worth of diapers and wear them everywhere you go. You will get one “adult” potty break a day and every other potty break has to be done like the baby you are. You’re going to soak your diaper every day and you’ll have to continue to wear it all throughout your normal routine. You’ll have to deal with the smell and the embarrassment of wearing a diaper all day long. It’s okay though little boy, babies like you don’t know how to use the real potty.
