You’re such a sad creature. Your cock is just so tiny that it’s almost depressing. I know you’re trying really hard to go through your life like you don’t have a little mini dick, but there’s nothing you can do about this handicap. No matter how good you are at oral or fingering or playing with toys you know you’ll just never overcome your little nub. No woman worth having is going to want you. They want a real dick. You’re never going to please a woman with that thing. I mean, you can keep trying to win women over with your looks or your charm or whatever. That won’t last though. The second your pants come down you’ll be laughed out of the room.
