I’m all about the tradition of birthday sex. So when it’s your birthday, I get to have sex and you’re just a toy. It’s been a few months. Sydney’s boyfriend has been patiently waiting to get her in the bedroom. On their walk home from dinner, she tells him today is the day. His patience is gonna get rewarded finally. But before they can get inside, Sydney makes sure he’s out. When Sydney wakes him up with her cattle prod,…