“Oopsie! I can’t find the key to your little pink cock cage. I don’t know where I might have put it. Why don’t you help me look: down my cleavage, under my skirt, dangling from my ankle… Uh oh! I think I might have left it in the lingerie store! Dropped it by ‘accident’ into a frilly pair of panties. Guess you’ll have to go find it…”