You’re so bitter about our breakup! I’ve come over so that you can sign the final papers for our divorce, and you make me the weirdest offer ever. You want to make some videos to remember me by, and in return you’ll pay me an extra £50,000. That’s an attractive offer, despite the fact that OBVIOUSLY you want the videos to be bondage scenarios, since it’s what turns you on. I think that’s ridiculous, but be my guest! As long…