“Excuse me, loser, were you talking to US? You with the pencil arms and boy boobs? You want to buy us drinks, maybe get to know us, is that it? Sure you can buy us a couple of cocktails. Make sure they’re doubles and make sure they’re the top of the top shelf and make sure they’re ice cold, got it?…”   Princess Amber, Princess Amy, bikini bitches, poolside humiliation…