Welcome to your first meeting for Ass Addicts Anonymous! I’m here to be your sponsor and help you through your addiction. Right? Wrong! I have no interest in helping you with your addiction, but I am absolutely thrilled to help further your addiction. Aren’t you excited to immerse yourself in a nice, long worship session with my gorgeous butt? I start out in tight yoga pants and slowly strip down to my thong. I will give you every angle to…