I provided this fat bastard one straightforward instruction. When you get to my film shoot this morning, bring me a cake. A good huge delicious chocolate cake! I’m rather an unscrupulous personality, so I informed him to come to 8AM, recognizing that I would not be getting there up until 9:30 AM, and also recognizing complete well that is pitiful fat slob wouldn’t be able to resist the need to consume my cake. I came into the carpark from the…