Well, well, well…here you are again. Coming to get your fix? I know you need me. Since you met me nothing has been the same. You haven’t been able to get me off of your mind. You find yourself constantly dreaming about me and my perfect body, getting had at all hours of the day, unable to focus. You can’t even watch porn anymore, you can’t stroke without seeing me. I welcome this, because I want you to fall deeper…