You WISH your wife looked like ME, don’t you? Too bad. Don’t worry, you could have never had me anyway LOL. I am SOOO out of your league! But you know what you CAN do? WORSHIP Me. That’s right. KNEEL before me and GROVEL at my feet. If you worship me as your superior, I MAY allow you in my life…You will also need to shower me with gifts. And MONEY. I may even put you on an allowance…