Hi little one! Hello in there! Are you so excited about our weekly walk? I just can’t wait to traipse around the neighborhood tugging on your lead and leash, the neighbors act so spooked when they see a grown man behaving like a little doggy! But what can I say, I just love reprogramming you to be my perfect little pet. You’re doing so well with your crate training lately, waiting patiently for me like a good boy while I’m…