Hello. Please, come in and sit down. According to your file, you’ve come to see me today to speak about your addictions. Now what kind of addictions are we talking about? Porn? Well, I see nothing inherently wrong with porn, but over-consuming something can make it dangerous. I’d like you to sit back for me and close your eyes. Listen to the sound of my voice as you drift away. You can trust me, I’m a medical professional. I’m just going to let you fall down into a state of relaxed complacency. Your addiction to porn is unhealthy, that’s for sure. So, what we’re going to do is turn that addiction to porn into an addiction to me. We’re going to channel your feverish jerking energy into something more productive. When you wake up from this trance, you’ll have a bill for an hour of my time, and a new life as my slave.
