You are out walking and you see a guy lying still on the ground. You are first aid trained and go over to see if he is ok. He is not moving so you decide to give him your version of CRP. This involves sitting on his chest in the squatting position n bouncing (to the beat of the Bee Gees `Staying Alive` I believe). This brings him out of what is really a deep sleep. He is at 1st startled and then angry to find you sitting on him and tells you to get off. This in turn makes you angry as u were tying to save the guys life!! You move forward and sit on his chest pinning his arms below your legs. As you`ve the guy trapped you tell him how you were trying to help him and there is no need for him to be angry. As you sit there you realize that he is embarrassed to be out in public with a girl sat on top of him. You ask him how it would look if someone walked by with you sat on his face so you try it. You realize you like the thrill of facesitting in the open so sit on him longer on both squatting and schoolgirl pin positions all the while telling him how much you love to sit on his face and wondering what would happen if someone saw you facesitting him. You would tell them that he tried to rob you and you are pinning him down until the Police arrive. Towards the end you feel in only right to leave him as you find him so you tell hime that you are going to sit on face until he pas-ses out, which you do before getting up and carrying on with your walk.
