I want you to always be on the path of improvement. So far, you’ve been an alright slave. But I feel like you’re coasting. You’re a very mid-level pet. There are lots of ways you could improve. But since I cannot be with you every day to train you, I’ve prepared this video for you. You’re going to use this video as your daily mantra. Each day you’re going to go over your prayers and each day you’re going to live your life in a way that brings me happiness. So sit down, my little financial slave. Come say your pay pig mantra.
