Stop sending Mistress Bijou those dick pics. She doesn’t even open them. Your pathetic little weenine may be the centre of your tiny universe, but it ain’t the centre of hers. No, she will not derive endless hours of mirth from looking at that genetic deficiency. No, she will not babysit that dicklet. No, she don’t think you’re special or deserving of extra attention. She has better things to do; associating with winners is one of them.
Mistress: Mistress Bijou Steal
