While out strolling in the park, THE PALACE PATROL-LADIES have apprehended a flasher in a ridiculous pink outfit and put him behind bars where he belongs. When questioned by DOMINA KATE, he gives an all too transparently dissembling explanation for his bad behaviour. Thoroughly unimpressed with his obvious deceptions, OFFICER KATE performs the standard procedure for perverted criminals: a strip search followed by a complete shaving of the head using HER PISS as a disinfectant. Mr. Flashy will no longer be letting his freak flag fly. Bye-bye hair. Bye-bye degeneracy. Hello enforced horniness. His obviously twisted upbringing is no excuse, so later the same afternoon the utterly pathetic exhibitionist will begin serving a harsh sentence: a merciless flogging five times daily. He will also be released from his cell for ten minutes each day to clean THE LADIES TOILET. And tonight when he finally lays down his weary bald head, he will sleep on a pillow of his very own kinky hair.
