We finally got some long-overdue snow this winter, and I couldn’t resist the urge to strip bare ass naked outside and play with hot wax-candles, of course. My body’s gotten a little more buffed than it was a few years ago, but even then, lying in that frozen white shit was pure hell. The freezing fucking cold on my skin? One of the most intense torments I’ve ever felt. I was gasping for air the whole time – my mouth wide open like an idiot – which was hilarious to watch later – but honestly? I couldn’t breathe because the snow was so goddamn icy and painful to bare. Drizzling that hot wax on my freezing ass flesh? Fucking bliss.
