“You want me to shrink you down and eat you?” your girlfriend asks, intrigued by your fantasy. “I mean, ok,” she says with a shrug, as though swallowing you alive would be no big deal to her. Riot Starter is the best girlfriend a man could hope for and if eating you alive will make you happy then she’s happy to do it, but you had better be sure this is what you really want! With a snap of her…