Sophie Parker isn’t happy with you! She’s been dating you for three months and when she finally gets some action she discovers you’ve got a tiny dick. Her anger really comes out and she humiliates you, calling you a loser and not a real man. She laughs at your ridiculous attempts to wank it with two fingers, saying it’s more of a shake than a proper wank – a proper man wanks with two hands she tells you. She…