Scrolling away on her phone, Maia Evon pays her human furniture no mind as she plops down onto his face and begins pressing her full weight into him. Sporting a pair of shining leggings, Maia catches up on her missed text messages and emails as she uses her human furniture as not only a chair, but a bench; stretching her long legs out across his body. Squirms can be seen, and grunts can be heard from underneath her as the…