Look at you! You should be really proud of yourself you know. You managed to land yourself a hot little trophy wife. All the guys at work are just flabbergasted at how such a sexy creature could ever want to marry someone like you. You’re not much to look at after all. Luckily your money makes up for what you lack in looks or personality. The shitty part is, she wants nothing to do with your body. You’ve tried everything…