What, you don’t believe me that I have the deepest, most plentiful, most glorious wrinkles you’ve ever seen? Do you think I can’t make them deeper and richer by scrunching my soles? Challenge accepted. Look. LOOK AT THEM. Yeah, I know you’re jerking off to them right now, as you should. They could squeeze water from a stone, and they’re going to drain your balls too. Go on, indulge yourself. Get that hand around your cock and wank away to…