That meal we had was huge and now my stomach just doesn’t feel right. Something fierce is gurgling in there and I think my ass is about to explode. I have a feeling my asshole is going to have the loudest nastiest farts ever! I swear every time I eat Mexican food all my ass wants to do is fart. I guess I’m just a gassy girl and really get enjoyment out of farting in your face. It’s the lowest…