Aw, look at our poor slave that me and Princess Skylar have been keeping out here in our cage for ohhhh so long now! Poor slave, do you miss your old life? Remember how good you used to have it as Mr. big, powerful Wall Street broker? And now look at you- completely BROKEN and powerless, cowering in a cage at the feet of two girls literally HALF your age! Haha! You are nothing but an OBJECT now. An object…