Jack’s boss calls him into her office… she tells him that the company gives her a fixed budget for salaries and that she gets to keep whatever is left over. So, she’s cutting his salary in half so there’s more money for her. He asks why he shouldn’t quit… she tells him she knows he’s obsessed with her HUMONGOUS BOOBS and will do anything for them! She tells him “my boobs want you to get on your knees, Jack”… he…