Princess Lily towers over her little pony but that’s no excuse for him to not perform as well as a stallion might. She dresses him down first, saying how disappointed she is that he’s so tiny and when he talks to her she slaps his face hard, “Pony’s don’t talk”, she tells him, “They neigh.” She leads the dumb pony to a wall where he gets down so she can mount him. “Every little girl should have a pony”,…