Princess Amber and I were super excited for the party tonight! I found out that the party was going to have a big piñata filled with lots of money, and I needed to make sure that Princess Amber and I would win it all. I decided that the best way to train to kick butt at the party was….a human piñata. I strung my slave up to the ceiling by its ankles and wrists to surprise Princess Amber. She loved…