It is “Shoe-Shine Saturday”! This is the day I use my shoe-shining slave to tongue-shine ALL of my heels that I think I might be wearing that week. I simply snap my fingers and the slave places a pair on my perfect feet and it begins LICKING! My favorite part? Making the loser lick the SOLES of the shoes. I literally wipe the sole of my shoe on its outstretched tongue like its a rag. LOL Whatta life. But some…