This was a custom video order, no names are used.”Your father is a complete loser and you are pretty embarrassed by him because all he wants to do is sit around the house all day.This morning you are getting ready to go to your college class and are doing your make up in front of the mirror.Your father comes in and watches you putting you make up on for a second.It startles you when you notice him.He awkwardly says that he needs to get something off of his chest.You ask what it is but he isn’t saying anything.You tell him that whatever it is, it’s ok because his secrets are always safe with you. (You’re still distracted with putting on makeup and you’re only glancing at him every now and then).He finally mumbles out that he doesn’t to live this life anymore, he knows he’s a loser.You try to console him with cliche surface deep replies like “it’s ok you’re just between jobs… you’re in a slump or something… it’ll all work out someday.” stuff like that.Your father finally admits that he just wants you to shrink him to the size of a flea and let him live in your toilet for the rest of his life.You tell him that he’s not thinking straight right now and doesn’t really know what he wants.He tells her that he is serious and not joking around.You mutters to yourself that this might not be the worst idea after all, he could sign over his trust fund since he will be living out his new dream inside his daughter’s toilet.You still feel sorry for him and passively try and talk him out of it.You begin telling him that he’s better than this, maybe he should start traveling again or reinstall those dating apps.Anything is a better idea than being trapped inside his own daughter’s toilet.You realize he is being serious and you throw up your hands and say “Well I guess that’s it dad, huh?” while you put your hands on your hips with a bratty type attitude.You realize if this is what he really wants than there’s nothing that you can say to change his mind.
